Roman Roy
[disclaimer that all of these ppl r awful and u are far better than any of them i promise] "This is what it looks like when you resolve all your issues!" | You're Roman Roy! Slime puppy king! So, it's like. . . everybody kind of treats you as a joke, right, but you might just win this whole thing. You're sharp and resourceful and you have that killer instinct that Kendall seems to lack. You constantly crack jokes, most often crude (but revelatory) ones, in order to hide behind a persona that validates your self-loathing and ensures other people don't get too close, because you're terrified of vulnerability (but you also kind of crave it?). You're sociable, funny, and deeply tragic. Despite what other people might think, you are self aware to a painful extent--and you aren't just this agent of chaos. The thing is that, despite the fact that you know better, you can't help but hope for the impossible sometimes. Your main motivator is fear. You probably have ADHD. And dude. You might genuinely take the crown. How fucking sick would that be?
Когда нам что-то нравится, мы с мужем проходим тесты на то, кто ты оттуда. Но сначала, на финале первого сезона я спросила: "Кем бы из детей Логана ты был?" Себе я сразу выбрала Романа. Я пожизненно ромовая баба.
